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Cars 2 The Video Game (DS) 

when your girlfriends flips over during anal
So we we're fucking and then boom Cars 2 The Video Game (DS)

Video Game Numbers 

Any ridiculous number or statistic commonly associated with sports and the crazy statistics you can put up in a video game.
Sportscenter: "Tom Brady put up video game numbers by throwing for 5 touchdowns last night.

Or In the Work Place

Boss: "Did you see how well Jim is doing in sales."
Employee: "Ya he is putting up video game numbers."

video game 

A program that is more than a form of entertainment. It offers us an escape from the dullness of reality, a place where we can do things we actually can't.
Grand Theft Auto III lets you buy whores, kill them, and get your money back.

In A Video Game 

"In A Video Game" Is a term used mostly by twitch streamers to avoid getting banned or "TOS'D".
"I'm gonna start stabbing shit, in a video game! IN A VIDEO GAME." -Tommyinnit
In A Video Game by CHOMMYANDCHUBBO February 13, 2021

Video Game Headache

Also known as video game sickness or a video game hangover, a video game headache is the feeling you get when you play the same video game for hours and hours on end, due to it being fun or because the game requires you to grind (Such as an MMORPG).

Symptoms include headache, nausea, dizziness, sensitivity to light and sound, and disconnection with reality.

Treatment is simple, just getting something to drink and lying down for a while can help immensely.
Jon: Oh man, I've been up all night gearing my paladin, and I think I'm going to be sick...
Don: Dude, you really need to go lie down. You probably have a video game headache.

video game workout 

The tiredness you feel after playing excessive amounts of Madden, NBA, or Fifa video games.
Caused by watching the virtual players exert extreme amounts of engery, causing you to feel tired in turn, even though you haven't moved.
Douche #1 "Hey bro, i just finished my lax practice, wanna hit up the gym?"
Douche #2 "Nah bro, i'm so beat from that last game two weeks ago! My sick gnarly parents just bought be Madden 12 for getting straight C's! I'm just gonna have to settle for a video game workout today."
Douche #1 "Righteous bro!"
video game workout by Popkull January 2, 2012