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verizon wireless

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"
Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!
by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009
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vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.
Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.
by K. Row March 13, 2005
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when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango
bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick
by patdonahue February 2, 2009
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Vertical Smile

Large Vagina lips, over sized vagina lips usually followed up with a rather large sized hole or Black hole into another universe. A breeding grounds for duck butter aka yeast cheese, warts, and gate way for other abnormal deceases.
Holy shit dude... You would think with a vertical smile like that she would know whats she is doing.

I cannot believe we were able to stuff yours, mine, and a trout inside that vertical smile...

Someone needs to introduce her to summer's eve! that vertical smile is rather rank! I just threw out my $1200.00 chair and now I fear gum decease! This is worse than fatty remorse!
by Savage Mule October 7, 2009
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vertical stare

vertical stare: the vagina (which can look like a wide open eye and is in a vertical position)
When I look into your eyes, I can't but help thing about your vertical stare.
by TooSick4U March 20, 2010
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Vertebrain

One who thinks with his spinal cord, in other words, a complete and total idiot lacking all signs of logical thought.
Jebus, Joe's such a vertebrain!
by P4lladium November 10, 2003
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vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"
I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.
by FoxHat March 26, 2007
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