by snowbunnymilf August 14, 2015
A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009
When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."
Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:
Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."
You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."
You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019
Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.
Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.
Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.
Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)
Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.
Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)
by piratsindre April 05, 2008
I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.
by MON3Y BACK July 18, 2012
Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.
"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"
by Pete Chapman May 16, 2007