my unicorn just ate the moon

If you typed this in to Urban Dictionary you are completely stoned.

my unicorn just ate the moon then i flew away on my computers feet?

by Blawhoa November 17, 2010

The unicorn hamster

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".

by Intercourse master mind August 25, 2010

Unicorn Hunters

A couple who seeks an unattached bi-curious or bi-sexual woman to join them in a threesome.

Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.

by lordofthighs September 18, 2014

Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)

"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012

Unicorn Mask

Tea Bagging somebody in the face with a hard on.

Mandy got black out drunk, and Nate totally unicorn masked her!

by Karl Bower December 6, 2014

unicornsonlsd

A kid with crusty feet who is a napalm victim and is a neek and computer addict and masturbates using the lube from his moisturising cream for his exma

J A M E S I S G A Y - unicornsonlsd

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX September 17, 2017

Unicorn visibility

A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.

When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.

by hippytyree January 21, 2018