“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a catchphrase from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim which inspired the snowclone phrasal template “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”
In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the town guard non-player characters (NPCs) repeated “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” when the player walks near them.
The restating of such a specific story over and over again by so many different guards caused it to be noticed by players, who then proceeded to post about it in gaming forums and image boards.
In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the town guard non-player characters (NPCs) repeated “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” when the player walks near them.
The restating of such a specific story over and over again by so many different guards caused it to be noticed by players, who then proceeded to post about it in gaming forums and image boards.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to give a fuck, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to give a fuck, then I took an arrow in the knee.
by luv-xoxo December 15, 2011
Get the Took an Arrow in the Knee mug.A Twonk is essentially just a Twink (a scrony prepubescent looking gay man) but lacking the slenderness most commonly associated with twinks, essentially a twonk is just a fat or “husky” twink
You could also think of a twonk as a mix between a twink and a bear
You could also think of a twonk as a mix between a twink and a bear
“josh is such a twink”
“ no fuckin way he’s too big, he definitely isn’t a bear because he’s not manly enough. I think he’s more of a twonk”
“ no fuckin way he’s too big, he definitely isn’t a bear because he’s not manly enough. I think he’s more of a twonk”
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Get the tookie mug.When someone does something to piss somebody off but that person doesn't do anything back. Thus, taking it like a bitch.
Tom: Brad punched Ryan in the balls!
John: What did Ryan do to get back at him?
Tom: Nothing. He just took it like a bitch!
John: What did Ryan do to get back at him?
Tom: Nothing. He just took it like a bitch!
by Hare1MH August 20, 2009
Get the Took it like a bitch! mug.To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.
In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.
In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.
Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Get the Tookie mug.An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.
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