Trumpet

Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.

Trumpet players can kiss my ass.

Hey, do you know the trumpet players juanpablo and edgar?
Trumpet? Let me get my shotgun.

by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011

Trumpet

although the trumpet resembles an inflated penis which is full of your mothers chicken it is not!!. it's made of brass.

Joe, licks the trumpet when he plays.

by That guy you know1# October 20, 2008

Trumpets

Those who are for Donald Trump.

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.

by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017

skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpet Strumpet

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

trumpet fart

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks

Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

by rightelbowskin November 21, 2010

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013