cheese toothpaste

Cheese wiz that you use as toothpaste for cheesy teeth.
Dentist-"What do you use for toothpaste?"

Me-"Cheese toothpaste duh!"
by Summer with tree my door May 16, 2021
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ohio toothpaste

We stopped at a Big Boy and my sandwich was completely covered in Ohio Toothpaste
by Lil Teeth August 31, 2021
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Toothpaste challenge

Actually Cum In Mouth challenge
Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets
by CUMSE March 31, 2021
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closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.
1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
by aeather January 27, 2014
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hygenital toothpaste

hygienic toothpaste for your genitals
Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste
by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023
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bushman's toothpaste

Semen, cum, male ejaculate, etc. Derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a 'bushman' (Australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.
Example 1: I've been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol' bushman's toothpaste to get by.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.
by Rammer Dan May 18, 2004
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