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The Tom Brady

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"
Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!
by npmarko November 23, 2011
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The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.
Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!
by isuCkATspeLiNG February 16, 2021
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Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016
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Pulling a Tom Brady

When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! 😁
My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!
by Minichyna March 3, 2017
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lazy Tom Brady

To use a rifle mounted grenade launcher (a noob tube) to shoot across a map on an online game and get a random kill.
This is most frequent in the games, Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2, or a real life bad ass.
Damn dude, i fuckin lazy Tom Bradied that shit and got a double kill. that was a good lazy tom brady
by i couldnt find another name January 24, 2010
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The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.
"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"
by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017
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The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.
by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018
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