When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster
by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018
When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!
Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!
by Captain Diggity (chitzy) September 09, 2007
n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?
John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
by YDM May 26, 2014
The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.
I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan
Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.
Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.
by 10/10 toaster February 07, 2020
by TheDman302 July 27, 2010
by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019
An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.
Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.
by Grazgriz777 December 05, 2016