topfriended

Adding to the top friends list. Generally used by those who are addicted to myspace. Myspace is crack. Crack for the masses.

Lauren just topfriended me!

by Zach L. White September 15, 2006

facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 24, 2010

Topass

1.Synonym of boobasss.
2.A provocative and persuasive cleavage.
3.The result of a strong push-up bra.
4.The exposure of a large amount of boobs overflowing out of a low-cut dress can be compared with an ass showing up.
5.A wonderbrafullofboobs
5.A bitch...
6.A fucksy lady...

Abwoat:
"Yo, Coasty, what's up man? Who's that topass I saw yu dancin' with last night at the Private Bitch party?
Coastello:
"Chelsee is her name. She is a man, real name's Billy."
Abwoat:
"Yu bitch...!"

At the Private Bitch Party Mr & Mrs Governor showed up.
Abwoat:
"Say Coasty, check out that wonderbrafullofboobs we've got here, what a topass! Happy Mr Governor..."
Coastello:
"Yo, (that biiitch iiis not hiiis wiiife!)"
Abwoat:
"Holiii shiiit let's call CNN...(Oh my God she iiis so fucksy!)"

by Slangherinthenight April 4, 2008

Tofarati

Tofarati is a very smart boy , he loves football and he is very talented . Tofarati's normally play as defenders , A tofarati has 2 female best friends , And the mostly have a male friend group called otto

tofarati is a very good name

by tboy405 January 7, 2021

Topal

A hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. You shouldn't place it close to books, tv or internet.

Father:Jimmy! I told you to put this Topal not on the Books!

by RMCF July 19, 2007

Topazed

Verb. Only functions in the past tense.
Adjective.

A direct reference to Edward Cullen's eye color, from the books of Stephanie Meyer.

It means being completely dumbfounded and head-over-heels by an astonishingly attractive man/woman.

Girl: Is that Ryan, the new student?
Boy: Yea, I think so. Why?
Girl: He's in my Spanish class, and I'm his seatmate. I'm completely Topazed by his presence. He is so gorgeous!

by Nomad Kings January 31, 2008

Topcrack

Generally used as an insult to someone who is not funny at all and boring to the point of you wanting to physically harming them.

The word "craic " is an irish word that is used in the north of england and also scotland for the banter and fun and enjoyment people have with eachother. Adding "top" to this and changing craic to a more simpler crack gives it a more ironic use " topcrack".

Woody:" fockin hell jimmy is a proper boring cunt int he?"

Mick:" Pure Topcrack"

Jimmy:" Alright lads whats happening, whats going on, you looking forward to today?"

Woody:" Fuck off jimmy you fucking Topcrack"

by Dr vinklestein July 1, 2010