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sweep the cat

when a man with a mustache or facial hair gives head to a woman.
"Are you still going out with that mustached guy?"

"Oh hell no! I dumped him when he wanted to go down on me. Don't nobody want to sweep the cat!"
by Phil Makavity February 13, 2020
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Chimney Sweeping

Did you know Sean has pink eye?

Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.

Serves him right.
by ChimneyBandit January 3, 2020
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Sweep Job

A sweep Job is wear a person takes a broom and excessively starts to sweep one's privates as a sexual act.
The maid walks in the room and exclaims "Do any of you boys wanna sweep job?".
by SlikWilly May 9, 2018
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Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.
"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"
by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012
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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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Pulling a Sweep

The act of signing on to AIM, doing a quick search if any of your friends are on, and then logging off again before any of the nerds on your buddy list can send you an IM.
On AIM:

A: Dude I want to talk to that new girl on AIM but she just keeps pulling a sweep whenever I'm on.

B: Well, are you surprised?

*Signs off*
by Gkoziol January 10, 2008
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Chicago Sweep

Also called the Chicago Slide.

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle changes multiple lanes without pausing in each lane, in a "sweeping" motion. Named as such for the asshole semi truck drivers who utilize this method on the highways into and out of Chicago.
Driver: "The fuck?! That guy just cut me off from across the highway!"
Passenger: "Excellent Chicago Sweep, 10/10."
by pressyglue July 7, 2018
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