by Captain Reuben Price April 19, 2023
The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
by 33bottles November 20, 2013
The Black Gunk appears due to buildup of dirt and sweat from neglecting to clean under your balls this will cause a dark sticky black gooey substance. form
1. Hey Montrell I know you just came back from a hard days work of gooning, be sure to clean under your balls or the Black Gunk will form.
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
by SlamHur February 09, 2025
Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused
by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010
Protected area to anchor a sailboat while everyone has a good time.
Gunk Holing Gunkholing Gunkholeing. Gunkhole, Party on the water. Good Time. Fishing
Gunk Holing Gunkholing Gunkholeing. Gunkhole, Party on the water. Good Time. Fishing
Tom: Let's rent a Sailboat on Lake Travis this weekend and go Gunk Holeing.
Amy: Coo! For a couple of hours or all weekend? We will have a blast!.
Amy: Coo! For a couple of hours or all weekend? We will have a blast!.
by Volente March 11, 2019
Protected area to anchor a sailboat while everyone has a good time!
Gunk Holing Gunkholing Gunkholeing.Gunkhole, Party on the water. Good Time. Fishing
Gunk Holing Gunkholing Gunkholeing.Gunkhole, Party on the water. Good Time. Fishing
Tom: Let's rent a Sailboat on Lake Travis this weekend and go Gunk Holeing.
Amy: Coo! For a couple of hours or all weekend? We will have a blast!.
Amy: Coo! For a couple of hours or all weekend? We will have a blast!.
by Volente March 11, 2019
Group of 4 or more meet at a barn; everyone then gets penis out and starts ejaculating with cocaine on penis. Last one to arrive to the barn has to snort all lines before getting an explosion of fun. Ones who arrived first must cum before he snorts
by Ruke Coil April 09, 2024