by Mang0w0 April 15, 2018
Get the Timemug. 1.A resulting unit of measurement by calculating an object's motion over its distance traveled between two points(or cycles). Time = movement / distance (or cycles)
3. A standard ocilating speed of an object that humans use for coordinating events.
2. A fictional and fantastical etheral concept popularized by Albert Einstien.
3. A standard ocilating speed of an object that humans use for coordinating events.
2. A fictional and fantastical etheral concept popularized by Albert Einstien.
Humans model watches and clocks from the Earth's rotation on its axis as the Sun becomes visible on the morning horizon and fades on the opposite horizon. The Earth and Sun interaction observed from a point on the Earth's surface denotes two main events: a day and a night. In conversation a human could say, "It is night so it is time for bed." Time, as defined above, is motion/distance. The observer is what is in motion and the distance traveled during the day was (depending on location since Earth is tilted) about half the distance around the Earth's surface, because the Earth is rotating around the indicator (the sun is to the hand of a clock).
by Madmortagan August 11, 2008
Get the Timemug. British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections
Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections
Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.
The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.
by ProNinja January 14, 2009
Get the The Timesmug. 
Moron: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Smart person with watch: Why, yes, I do. And if you weren't such a dumbass you would too.
Smart person with watch: Why, yes, I do. And if you weren't such a dumbass you would too.
by Lola Redê January 30, 2010
Get the The Timemug. The Time, the motherfuckin' best band ever. Cue "Jungle Love". Was the rival band of Prince & the Revolution in Purple Rain.
Think Morris Day and Jerome.
Think Morris Day and Jerome.
"hallelujah! Everybody do the bird!"
"Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What."
"Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What."
by CowboySven July 6, 2004
Get the the timemug. Trav: Do you want to play WoW
Craig: NO TIME!
Dave: Want to go to the gym?
Craig: NO TIME for j00!!!!!one!!11one!!1 YEEEEOOOO!
Craig: NO TIME!
Dave: Want to go to the gym?
Craig: NO TIME for j00!!!!!one!!11one!!1 YEEEEOOOO!
by Teh Cab March 10, 2008
Get the No timemug.