Turtle Flower

Tis Cabbages.

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.

by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021

turtledumplin

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs

Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin

by CassieWin February 9, 2023

Swiss Turtleneck

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.

Brandon: "Dude, i got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice!"

by Big Choctaw July 9, 2010

get turtle

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.

While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.

by Padge1982 September 7, 2010

Gossip Turtle

Someone who does not participate in, promote or generally engage in office gossip.

"John did not know that Jack and Rachel were having an affair? He is such a gossip turtle."

by Morty Nickels July 24, 2012

Snapping turtle

DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.

I love snapping turtles.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022

Chase the Turtle

Chasing the turtle refers to consuming Xanax in order to slow down, or chill. Xanax is often used after using other recreational drugs (with stimulant or insomniac properties) in order to induce sleep or enter a "come-down" period. As a turtle is a slow animal, chasing the turtle naturally means to slow down, usually after a long night of partying.

Hey man, you're pretty wired after doing that blow, maybe you should chase the turtle.

by Uncle Apple May 24, 2011