ts I knw 2b tru

This I know to be true
If u dnt lv me I cnt lv u ts I knw 2b tru.
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
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a group chat filled with the most horniest, retarded and most racist str0kers 😂 (except 2 of us 💝 were nice little boys) c🤫nnor is the biggest hornball of them all and wop is the most racist 😂🔥
“have you heard of BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂 ?” “yeah bro theyre fucking retarded
by glorygloe June 19, 2023
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Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead
by Brennan Henderson August 16, 2008
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I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
by Peter Bretter May 02, 2010
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ts and blues

I got some ts and blues
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Brian Co@ts

A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.

They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts

The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts

The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
by ChurchMouse October 29, 2011
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icl imo ts pmo fr ru srs rn

Tiktok/Gen Z or Alpha potentially Beta slang; Translation: I cant lie in my opinion this pisses me off for real are you serious right now.
" 'icl imo ts pmo fr ru srs rn' is a common sentence uttered in tiktok comment sections!" - Me
by priime January 28, 2025
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