When you live with a roomate who doesnt't get any, and you have sex with his hot sister in his own bed.
by Jerry Dubble March 07, 2008
The pinky that a lover sticks up a partner's anus during intercourse / sex play, normally when insertion is not expected.
by CBic February 12, 2010
When a poor construction worker/football coach doesnt shower for a week and has sex with a transexual in a dumptruck....during the act of sex you must leave with a pusstache..and say to the woman "man that shit stinks"
Mill- Hey bitch did u take that thing home last night to fuck
Jeff- no i took that snatch to the construction site and pulled a sneaky blasko.
Jeff- no i took that snatch to the construction site and pulled a sneaky blasko.
by Johny Chen November 06, 2007
Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010
"How was your date with Tim last night?"
"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
"Ew"
"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
"Ew"
by Miezhaus April 07, 2020
A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.
Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.
Person B: Oh, that was helpful.
Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.
Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.
Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
Person B: Oh, that was helpful.
Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.
Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.
Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
by butlerj April 10, 2016
by Biobabe June 05, 2013