Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
by ButteredScone May 14, 2015
Get the Butter Your Own Sconemug. blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam
by nnarcosis November 3, 2006
Get the pumkin scone with cream and jammug. The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014
Get the feeding two birds with one sconemug. When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN
Pronounced: SK-OWN
Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.
by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023
Get the Sconemug. A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word!
Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!
Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!
I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!"
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!
"Scone!"
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!
"Scone!"
by TheLaw5 February 22, 2008
Get the sconemug. *In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017
Get the scone app the feetmug. by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010
Get the Potato Sconemug.