Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025

Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.

"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025

Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

Porcupine curfew

1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.

2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.

She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.

by Spike Hike June 10, 2017

swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 2, 2011

porcupined

When the porcupine catches you lacking.

I was porcupined in the forest last night.

by Blizito August 28, 2021

porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021