A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine
by nickgr7 September 29, 2017

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.
The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?
by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025

1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.
2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
by Spike Hike June 10, 2017

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.
After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine
by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022
