A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018
Get the Poobmug. 
To all those people who thinks it’s Ploob you are a disgrace and not a fan of our lord and saviour Doug Doug it is actually poob.
by TheAlmightyPickleGod June 22, 2022
Get the Poobmug. Poob was a monster employed at Horville's Hut of Horrors. He only appeared for a short time while Horville was talking to Wicket Wystri Warrick and in Wicket's dream. Poob looked like a small green ball with a long tube-like nose and hair along his spine.
P.S: It's poob, not ploob.
P.S: It's poob, not ploob.
by poob-ian March 27, 2022
Get the Poobmug. by TheRealCafe June 7, 2021
Get the poobmug. 