Click clack give my nutsack a slap

1. Another way to say “suck my dick”
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap

“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap”

by efelly2 September 16, 2019

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019

The Phantom of the Nutsack

When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼

Did you give them the Roman Solider or the Phantom of the Nutsack?

by Val Wenzler March 30, 2021

Salty Nutsack Licker

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.

"You salty nutsack licker ... I came in that side first!"

by Warcoxx III May 29, 2018

Big stinky nutsack

When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.

Bitch make me a big stinky nutsack. I wanna eat it. Please?

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.

Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...

by TallTin September 18, 2017

Sweaty Nutsack

When the Scrotum has been banged on a woman's ass so many times to the point when it starts to release sweat glands.

Daniel: SUCK IT MARIA!

Maria: YES, I'LL SUCK IT REAL NICE

- Maria notices the Sweaty Nutsack-

Maria: EWWW WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR BALLS.

-Marriage ends in a divorce-

by Your weird friend June 24, 2019