Goat nad

A pair of balls or testicles .

That niccah goat nads smelled like fish . We were playing dodgeball and I got hit in the goat nads . I’ll bet his goat nads were sore and smashing that fat girl all night . Come here and rub my goat nads baby . I’m not in the mood tonight my goat nads hurt .

by 818King February 24, 2025

Sad Nad

dumpling on two legs

Me: what's good my gabba goo?
Dumpling Man: am sad nad

by mazzypoothethird September 28, 2021

nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.

Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.

by Mind Gamer November 25, 2013

nads

the tallest person on earth and also is very lean and will have abs very VERY soon AND IF SHE WERE A MARIO CHARACTER ITD BE SUPER MARIO

omg its nads the tall person!!!

by imhardrn May 28, 2023

Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

NAD

NAD also known as “No ass disorder” is a disorder that slows or stop completely a person ability for their ass to grow. NAD is commonly found in people with already small butts . NAD is commonly passed through genetics but on rare occasions it’s not. Many people with NAD suffer with denial as they can not believe they have the deadly disorder. With NAD it stops the blood flow in you ass which is deadly, many people can not live more then 30 days when they are diagnosed with this disorder due to this.

I have NAD

by Ybw_liyah February 7, 2022

BIG nads

Typically a slag of some nature, short in stature but large in the weight department. When it steps on the scales you mistake it for the euro millions jackpot. Can be used as a weight measurement.

That bag of cotton is pure BIG nads!
Oi, G look at that BIG nads across the street, jerez dam.

by Lark arse December 5, 2018