Comrade jfk

a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality

Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”

by That one Walter guy February 18, 2022

JFK

A very funny man from Clone High, normally wanting to hit on someone or be on the sports team.

JFK Quotes:
“Your wet.”
“I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY”
“MY ABS ARE SO FIRM YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON ‘EM”
“Nacho?”

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020

jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 20, 2011

JFK

Messy head in the backseat of your lincoln

That chick gave a bomb JFK

by SkinnySteve February 5, 2023

JFK Files

Yeah, hey, how about you just release the un redacted Epstein files?

Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

JFK

Its not john f Kennedy its just fucking kidding! Usally used in bad situations when you call someone a rude thing that hurt their feelings.

You looking good today JFK

by Hey, are you desperate? November 22, 2017

Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.

Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!

by Harena November 8, 2019