jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 20, 2011

JFK

Falling asleep on the couch while watching tv. You are slumped over.

I was watching Netflix and JFk it on the couch.

by betoruv January 21, 2020

jfk

a really hot girl

jfk is really hot

by alarryshipper February 23, 2022

JFK

it means Just Fucking Kidding .

Yeah okay, that's why Samy cheated on you... JFK.

by Lilgoofyc February 13, 2018

JFK-Hole

When you K Hole in the back of a car

The magic bullet put me in a JFK-Hole

by Bruce's Willis June 27, 2022

JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 28, 2022

JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024