ham

A lame, useless person. Someone who sits there and does nothing. Like a ham.

Why can't he do something with his life? He is SUCH a ham.

by Benson McGee November 16, 2010

HAM

Anal intercourse

Let's go to the kitchen and get some "ham".

by Sentientdeth August 07, 2003

HAM

acronym; means hoe after menopause

Man, she about 50 years old and her mini-skirt is way short. She a HAM for sure.

by LBT/Antimosity November 17, 2003

HAM

Hot Ass Mess!!! Referring to someone that is just plain tacky looking and don't even know it.

Damn, the clothes she has on makes her look like a HAM.

by SexyShaunLuvsFB June 21, 2007

hamming

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up

you are hamming your towel by doing that

by slapapig September 23, 2003

Ham

Short for ham sandwich this is a person who will do anything for pussy

Hes such a ham. Paid for her uber to his house and back to her house.

by Gainz4you April 11, 2020

Hamming it

When a man's penis print can be seen through his pants.

Oh my! You're hamming it today!

by OddEyeSee December 08, 2018