Gonk

Bruno Bundey

Omg beth got with bruno he’s such a gonk!

He/She is such a gonk

by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022

GONK

1. someone who is very stupid or unsanitary

2. something that is very unsanitary or unhygienic

1. "That guy/girl is 'gonk' "

2. "the school bathrooms are 'gonk' "

by Whitepeople.com February 17, 2020

Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'

Geez a gonk ya dobber

by Bigweecoolguy November 24, 2021

Gonk

The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.

In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.

You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.

by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023

Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 21, 2018

Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way

That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door

by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019