THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT

And YES, Douglarse. I AM.

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Expertitis.

An affliction that causes considerable problems for people who become so expert at their chosen line of study or research that no one can understand those who have expertitis.

I've become so expert at dealing with highly specialized cases of wrongfully arrested cases that I have difficulty teaching my craft to others. That's Expertitis.

That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.

I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.

by The Trial Wrecker. February 25, 2011

Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...

Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024

Arab expert

Like the African expert, it's any of the countless Arab accounts that spam the EPL or other football pages on Facebook and Instagram with their broken english, gibberish predictions etc.

Usman Ayad: Ronaldo is GOAT he win Euro Cup this year and make Pessi look 🤡

Another Arab expert posting shit...

by Sypnos July 25, 2024

Backshot Expert

Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.

"Holy shit Josh!!! my ass is totally destroyed, you're the Backshot Expert!!!!"

by fallench_green December 26, 2024

Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.

“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”

by Deedoe August 3, 2024

Expert Method

The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.

Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"

by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018