Ur bro is a hoe

Ultimate world ending apocalyptic insult. Use when opponent has already used "Ur mom gay", "Ur dad lesbian" or any other insult. Even the infamous universal rebuttal, "no u". Once used opponent is send to the deepest depths of hell.

Professor: Ur mom gay lol
You:no u
Professor: Ur dad lesbian
You: Ur bro is a hoe
Professor: *explodes into sub atomic particles and goes to hell*
Entire world: *explodes also*

by Lord of dong March 17, 2018

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Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes

small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.

Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"

Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"

Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"

By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."

by notamemberofwhorezone May 05, 2009

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Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid

Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

by Bobby321 September 20, 2008

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Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows

Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.

-"Hey man you want to hang out?"

- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"

by GangsterJew October 04, 2011

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Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 October 09, 2008

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