There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.
Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
by willd75 December 10, 2020
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He is a very nice, sweet, smart, handsome, looking boy. Don’t ever mess with him though he will beat u and don’t ever let him take over cause slot of things can go wrong.
by Kaydre08 June 14, 2019
A nice boy that is very nice to his girlfriend. He is smart, funny,weird,nice,and someone fun to be around. If u ever met an Austin don’t let them go and he will beat u if ur ever rude to him so watch out.
Girl:1 Hey girl what wrong?
Girl:2 Austin likes me.
Girl:1 I used to date Austin well have a great time with him.
Girl:2 I will.
Girl:2 Austin likes me.
Girl:1 I used to date Austin well have a great time with him.
Girl:2 I will.
by Kaydre08 June 14, 2019
He is the best person to be around, he is so funny and kind. At first he is kind of crazy at first but he is charming and amazing. He will make your day and make you laugh till ya puke. Oh I think Austin is so cute and his smile is so beautiful. He’s as athletic as one can get.
by Funsponge January 10, 2019
by TheSophiaRae March 22, 2019