Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.

"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"

by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021

Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023

Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.

I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Teapot

Mixture of weed and tea

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

Teapot

Teapot: A formerly competent stealth server for RGH/JTAG xboxs that is owned by a crak head.

Your still using teapot live in 2024?

by KaliRGH February 26, 2024

Ohio Teapot

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.

"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"

by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023

Teapot

When you mix weed with tea

A) “Hey, do you want a Teapot?”
B) “what? I would I want a teapod?”
A) “Nah nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022