Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester

Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!

by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018

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Me

Me: I'm a squirrel
Friend: nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

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Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.

Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!

by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 13, 2019

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What Han Jisung of Stray Kids is. A cute af squirrel.

“Look at Jisung! He’s so cute.”
“No, that’s an adorable squirrel.”

by AuroraLovesHanJisung June 7, 2020

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Squirrelling

To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush

Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park

by Ainsley_Bond December 10, 2021

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Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 2, 2022

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