gas station screwdriver

The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.
Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
by FatPappy December 01, 2010
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Section 8 screwdriver

Damn bitch, taint nuttin to mix the vodka wit...... Awwww shit... Section 8 screwdriver
by chick wagon snatcher March 09, 2011
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Irish Screwdriver

A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y
Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!
by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006
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1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.
Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by idkagoodname222 May 23, 2010
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Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
by Legitnotspam March 26, 2015
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Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.
Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)
by Z-dad March 02, 2018
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1 Man 1 Screwdriver

A gross and cringeworthy video that no one should watch!
Dude, don't watch 1 Man 1 Screwdriver.
by Daehyun February 13, 2016
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