gag mallot

pretaining to the male genitalia, i.e. penis

get a load of my gag mallot.

hey do you think my gag mallot will fit in my mouth?

by brittany thrush October 14, 2006

gag reel

blooper reel

There are some bloopers on the dvd, wanna watch them?
-Sure turn the gag reel!

by generalhawk January 03, 2009

gag-a-maggot

Something so repulsive, so disgusting, so putrid as to actually make a maggot gag.

The dead carcass was so smashed and revolting, that it could gag-a-maggot.

by Steve Burke February 08, 2004

Pity Gag

When a female gags during oral sex on a below average sized penis out of pure pity.

ShaRyle said: "So, how did it go last night?"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"

by Lazy Pedestrian September 06, 2010

tape gag

a bdsm gag used with tape

Lisa was tied to a chair by the burgulars and tape gagged while the burgulars robbed the house

by rogerwinner July 04, 2009

Gagging The Cat

Female , knuckles deep , finger banging at its best.

I came home and found ma hoe gagging the cat. It was then I knowed my nookie done been had.

by Lung November 04, 2006

lolly gag

To waste time, mostly by doing insignificant tasks for self ammusement. Also could be thought of as a slang for masterbation.

Jon lolly gag's before work.

by aaron May 29, 2006