Translated loosely from Spanish to mean "The One-Eyed", El Tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today's society.
Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.
The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."
El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.
He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.
The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."
El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.
He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003
A legendary, semi-mystical heroic trivia sage who lives in a Buick Invicta with his best friend, Pepe the Love Goat.
Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.
Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.
by A. Trebec May 01, 2007
by magicdenoyo September 21, 2009
by GonsenheimerSpieß January 19, 2022
A term used when a lot of El Al girls are in one area. El Alstrogen can be used in simmilar situations as Estrogen.
El Al is a chapter in the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization (BBYO).
El Al is a chapter in the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization (BBYO).
Girl 1: Did you have fun at the El Al event last night?
Girl 2: It was fantastic but there sure was a lot of El Alstrogen in that room.
Girl 2: It was fantastic but there sure was a lot of El Alstrogen in that room.
by chocolatecoveredstrawberries=) May 28, 2009
This is the act of being deep in to a video game and having gone hours without using the bathroom. You have been that fixed on the game you are covered in your own faeces, sometimes head to toe in steamy hot shit. This leads to an extreme case of brown pants but nothing will stop you completing your mission.
Hey Mick I’ll brb the old El Jabba has got the best of me this time. It’s leaking through my floor boards and dripping in the kitchen, it’s dripped in to my mums special hot pot. It’s going to be a two man job to clean, can you help? There’s some hot pot in it for you.
by CuppaWiseguys October 30, 2020
Mr Lucas Tait as a spanish civil war hero, he likes cheese, and fighting asians in the setting sun, mike rochon is heroic sidekick, along with cody longpre, the female love slave that follows the camel with a rope around his neck. mike solyom likes to fondle the dinamic trio, VIVA EL LUECO
by Lucas Tait November 03, 2004