Pulling a Dorian

When you save gooner pictures to a PUBLIC Pinterest board

Man did you see *name*'s Pinterest profile? They ended up pulling a Dorian

by peepee^2 May 12, 2025

The Picture of Dorian Gray

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.

Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."

by Gardenfeather February 21, 2025

Dorian

Fag

Dorian is such a fag

by Pretty_isntpretty November 21, 2023

dorian

a really hot guy

dorian is a really smokin hot guy

by bigjoe694206 August 13, 2023

Dorian

A lazy bum who only likes Zy’ion

Mom: Dorian, go clean your room!

Dorian: No, I only like Zy’ion!!

by Trizzyyy August 6, 2025

Dorian

He is French and likes harrier

Ur such a dorian

by Curryeater19 September 16, 2018

Dorian

Dorian is a cheater who will only love you up until your first month of being together. He only wants to talk dirty to you, and he never has any romantic feelings whatsoever, he just wanted to use you.

"Who's Dorian again?"

"Oh no one, just my horrible ex who cheated on me with our best friend"

by anonymous August 17, 2022