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Lonely Depot

Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.
“Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”
by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019
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Kaitlyn from home depot

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!
by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020
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home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
by Lay uhh December 15, 2022
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Dusty Depot

when you’re fuckin a bitch and her depot is dry as dust
man I just fucked that bitchy and her pussy was as wet as dusty depot
by MR. PATRIOTIC June 11, 2018
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Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020
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Depot soda

A depot soda is the drink (traditionally a white monster) you grab from the cooler on your way into Home Depot. You sip it while browsing and then leave it empty somewhere in the store without paying for it.
PUT DOWN THE GODDANN DEPOT SODA AND HELP ME LOAD THESE SHEET GOODS ONTO THE CART”
by Fuck_production December 5, 2021
mugGet the Depot sodamug.

Depotent

The opposite of omnipotent, Having negative Unlimited power and being the lowest of mortals.
That dude Hudson is depotent
by Depotent man May 4, 2019
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