A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.
They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps
Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
by Jones 74 April 17, 2009
A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.
by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010
by Brent June 18, 2006
A (usually Japanese) sports car/sedan that has lots of power and goes fast in a straight line, but is too heavy or awkward in the handling department to be useful at cornering.
A battle cruiser can also be any vehicle tuned up with massive amounts of power, but no other modifications to improve handling.
They cruise around and look to line up at stoplights and smoke other cars in a short drag race, but other than that they stay away from competition.
A battle cruiser can also be any vehicle tuned up with massive amounts of power, but no other modifications to improve handling.
They cruise around and look to line up at stoplights and smoke other cars in a short drag race, but other than that they stay away from competition.
That Supra is a battle cruiser; it can run 10's at the strip, but start hitting some turns and my Skyline will wreck it.
You should get rid of that Prelude, its a front wheel drive battle cruiser, aka useless.
You should get rid of that Prelude, its a front wheel drive battle cruiser, aka useless.
by dbhsgsdf May 26, 2008
V8 landcruiser. Commonly known as a 76 - 79 series landcruiser. The v8 cruiser is an unstoppable force that no other 4x4 can out do. Also known as the real mans 4x4 and work truck used in the mines, by emergency services australia wide an just about everyone in northern QLD and the NT
by Man from the downunder January 15, 2018
its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.
by fratbro69 May 31, 2011
A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'
Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010