A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.
"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"
"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "
"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "
by Big Block February 15, 2024

A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them
by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023

by Avatar_TLAB-fan October 21, 2010

When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021

Formally known as New Grenada from 1856-1863. Columbia, a 3rd world South American country known for its extreme sense of nationalism, use of cocaine, and plastic surgery was given its name in 1886 by Simon Bolivar. Simon bolivar, chose the name of Columbia as a direct tribute to The District of “Columbia” of the United States, a country which he looked up to greatly.
by My logic is undeniable February 11, 2022

by KnockOut123 July 13, 2009
