Cog

Someone who’s a workaholic and can’t take a joke.

Originating from the antagonists of the same name from the online video game ToonTown Online.

Harold: Hey man wanna go out to Delco’s?
John: Sure, but I have to finish my work.
Harold: I deleted everything off your computer. Sorry!
John: What?! Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! I WILL BEAT YOUR SHIT!
Harold: Don’t be a cog man, just take a break.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

COG

a fucking stupid piss head robot

yea look at that fucking cog

by COGGER June 03, 2021

COG

HA HA THATS RIGHT DIPSHIT IM ON URBAN Dictionary

have you guys seen COG hes kinda seggsy ngl

by COGGER March 05, 2021

Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine April 25, 2018

Cogs

A mans testicles, balls, hangers, etc.

Jeremy: it’s 103 degrees outside!
Chris: I can tell, I’m sweating my cogs off!

by Stunade June 05, 2018

cog

choke on grass

Sally: I got a higher grade than you on a test

Aayushi: you should cog

by thedump1707311711 November 17, 2021

COG

Child of God

I can’t send nudes because I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 07, 2020