Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 01, 2021

the airpod

the act of cumming in someones ears and letting it dry

ethan: my boyfriend gave me the airpod
jesus: only one?
Ethan: yeah he was lazy

by slayer23456738 November 23, 2021

national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

by coochie man 69 420 blazin October 15, 2020

Social Airpodding

When you and your friend listen to music together over a shared pair of Airpods, and you place the AirPod on your outside ear so you can hear each other talk.

1) Omg Becky, don’t be dumb. Switch sides with me. I can’t hear you unless you’re social AirPodding. Embarrassing...

2) You know Jimbo likes a girl when he social airpods ‘Ruel’ with her.

by CrprtMpstr July 08, 2019

airpod energy

what you have when you think you’re cooler/better than everyone else. confidence is to big dick energy as cockiness is to airpod energy.

Chad has real airpod energy; he’s always trying to flex

by chadwearssperrys January 26, 2019

Airpod users

Idiots that thought wasting their money was a good idea.

"Airpod users are flexing all day!"

by Photonbeam September 17, 2019

Airpods

sOrRy I dOnT sPeAk BrOkE

They don’t fall out - everybody who owns airpods

by airpodgang.ie February 02, 2019