man purse

A over the shoulder bag worn by men who live in the more urbanized areas. Not all that popular in America because the unfortunate holder of the bag will most certainly be picked on, whispered about or deemed the honourary 'fag of the day' but far more common in the European nations (especially France) where people aren't so silly and suspicious of doing things that will make them seem fruity.
American: Hey, is that a man purse!? Ha ha! You're the honourary fag of the day!
by The L33T Master April 23, 2008
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clutch purse

1. Charles was itching to dabble in felicity's clutch purse.
2. "My...what an exquisite clutch purse!"
3. Charles was intrigued by the pong of felicity's clutch purse.
4. "I've got a right itch on in my clutch purse."
by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) August 04, 2009
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turkey purse

Turkey purse is another word for the womans moneybox or more familiar term pussy. Can be used when speaking to and about the womans down below bits.
"I love your turkey purse its elegant"

"I was giving her turkey purse a real thrashing last night"

"I went to get a prostitute, got one and her turkey purse was like a pair of beef curtains"
by T Tone May 02, 2007
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Fish Purse

You can put your roll of quarters in my fish purse
by Spgn April 28, 2011
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Purse Pooch

A small annoying dog that annoying girls carry around in their ugly over priced purses.
Kara has a purse pooch that she dresses up in tiny feather boas and tiaras.

“If that purse pooch yips one more damn time I swear to Jesus I’m going to use it to beat her owner to death.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Pizza Purse

When you're drunk as hell and you're eating out a girl, then all of the sudden you vomit right in her vagina giving her a "Pizza Purse".
"Dude I was like totally wasted and I gave that bitch a Pizza Purse..."
by oshizzle March 05, 2009
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brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)
I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.
by SMcoolcrew August 08, 2011
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