Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy

"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"

by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014

texticulate

tex·tic·u·late /texˈstikyəˌlāt/ - verb. To use lots of capitalization and special characters in a text message to emphasize one's words.

He texticulated wildly in his tweets, such that they were almost unreadable and nonsensical.

by Rambose Fierce September 14, 2016

texticular

When your balls do the typing

I sent Shondre a real texticular message last night and she's coming to break me off.

by Bigmoose142 June 24, 2016

Texticle

That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.

*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.

by sourkraut November 4, 2016

Texticle-ing

The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.

Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.

Texticle-ing is used by humans to

attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing

by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017

testical juice

basically means cum

“KELLY TESTICAL JUICE IS CUM.”

by klcums March 22, 2020

testicality

when somebody rips your balls off and you die from blood loss.

"did you hear that mr jones died of testicality?" "what the fuck is that."

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022