testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY

I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"

by Grembline Spear May 21, 2005

Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)

Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.

by Copete389 May 10, 2011

Testicular Epilepsy

Occurs when your testicular region, or ballsack, suddenly has an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. This form of epilepsy is more common in males...

Kaitlyn: "What the hell is going on in that guy's pants?!"
Randall: "Oh, that's just Testicular Epilepsy."

by Reptar9000 September 17, 2010

Testicular Rape

occurs when a person believes he or she is prepared for a test, but when he or she actually sees it, the test becomes impossible

"I thought the chemistry test was going to be easy, but instead! it was testicular rape!"

by potatoeseverywhere January 21, 2010

testicular mass

a measure of the size of ones charactor

"Man, you aint got the testicular mass"

by poo June 06, 2003

Testicular Starvation

When you havent had sex in a very long time and your testicles start to shrink.

Honey what happened to your balls?" " oh im suffering from Testicular Starvation.

by Wiseco January 29, 2011

Testicular Octortion

When your testicles gets twisted 8 times while still in your sack

"Sorry Mrs.Grendle, your husbands scrodum has suffered a severe case of testicular octortion..youre going to jail!!!"

by Helmet Youngsheiffer March 17, 2010