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testicular paralysis

The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.
I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.
by Jackball April 29, 2005
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TESTICULAR MERINGUE

Noun. Semen, cum, skeech, load, nut butter.
I could hardly wait to give her my testicular meringue.
by Rob the Great August 3, 2007
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testicular smellorosis

A serious bromhidrosis ( body odor) condition in the male testicular region. Often occurring when the region is exposed to presperation and/ or hot and humid conditions.
Boy 1 : Man that was a really long walk
Boy 2: Yeah it must be like 110 degrees out here too !
Boy 1: Yeah ! I have major testicular smellorosis
by smellorosis December 19, 2010
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tenticular

Having the characteristics of, or pertaining to, tentacles
It's not just a skull--with its tenticular appendages, it looks like Cthulhu.

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Octopi may be prone to developing tenticular cancer.
by Waffen January 6, 2009
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testickles

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
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testiculate

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.
As he got more and more drunk, he was not only loud, he was testiculating wildly.
by David Earle April 16, 2004
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When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls
Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

Patient: Fuck You
by Putko June 9, 2008
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