Teacher-Tease

When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's

I thought Mrs White was coming on to me until i realized i was under a teacher-tease

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Math Teacher

A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.

Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."

by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART

Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

by phychosalinas November 7, 2010

teachers pet

A complete suck-up. Never gets in trouble and gets away with everything!

teacher: can someone please pass out these papers?
Joe: Of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
Sally: what a teachers pet!

by totalawesomerocker February 14, 2010

Teacher's pet

Started even since the beginning of time, a terrible result of a experiment of a no lifer plus a huge suckup. Disastrous when tried to battle since they have the teachers shield.

Hey is that a teacher's pet.

That that is a teach's pet that's what you call a rat.

by haoyan January 11, 2017

teacher hot

when one of your teachers is relatively attractive compared to the rest of the painfully revolting staff.

id bang him, hes teacher hot.

by metdizzle December 3, 2007

Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .

(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.

by Unkie Al February 11, 2006