ardy tardy

Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.
Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy
by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015
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Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.
Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.
by TrashGoblin April 03, 2022
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tardy bug

many people consistently tardy to a certain class
There is a tardy bug in my Spanish 1 class.
by MIke Trout June 11, 2019
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tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve
:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY
by Mauf56 May 10, 2020
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