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Tandi

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Tandi is someone who is one of the sweetest, prettiest, most amazing girls you will ever meet. She is giving by nature and loves to please. Non judgmental and beliefs in fresh starts. She believes in love and romance, very spiritual, has Godly and moral beliefs. She is Very responsible and outgoing. She has a great attitude and outlook on life. Tandi is usually very shy but once you get to know her, she can be one of the nicest people you will ever meet and would make a great best friend. Her friends love to be around her because of the positive tranquility that she exudes. Tandi will always be there for the people she cares about no matter what, very selfless and easy going. She loves animals with all of her heart. Tandi is a very good best friend and will make an amazing girlfriend to any boy who is lucky enough to have her. She deserves to be loved in all the ways she desires, in return she will make you the center of her universe and that is a very special place to be. Tandi is a good hearted southern bell that loves to have fun, watching football drinking COLDBEERS and hanging out with friends and loved ones. She tends to be a creature of habit but loves an adventure. Consider yourself lucky if you ever meet a Tandi because she is like a unicorn, a one in a million type of woman that would make any mans heart melt with her sweetness and sensual touch. Loves to cuddle ,very compassionate and all around shes a beautiful loveable person.
Im liking me some Tandi.
by The Greatest name ever, J January 5, 2014
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Trump tard

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A stupid person who will believe any lie from there corrupt god
How do so many TRUMP TARDS EXIST?
by Struckfire3337 January 29, 2021
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Shit Tard

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A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .
Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.
by Douglas S November 23, 2006
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The tingling sensation of embarrassment felt on behalf of others - often felt during a musical performance by someone not musically talented, or when watching a person make a retard of themselves. Similar to the jibblies.
Brett Bretterson tried to serenade what's her face with some love song. Man, that gave me some serious tard tingles.
by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005
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tard bumps

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Goosebumps that occur out of empathetic embarrassment.

When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.

The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.

2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.

3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.

Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
P1. (Singing loudly while high-fiving and making eye contact) You got mud on yo' face, big disgrace, kicking yo can all over the place!
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
by vranizan February 24, 2010
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TARDIS

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A timey-wimey blue box that's bigger on the inside. Main mode of transportation for the Doctor
"Welcome to the TARDIS, and yes I know, it's bigger on the inside."
by Rainicorn of Gallifrey July 30, 2013
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tardis

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Time And Relative Dimentions In Space.
A time/space machine concieved by the Time Lords. It has infinate rooms inside, including several console rooms, from which the ship can be piloted. Doctor Who stole a mark 40 TARDIS and used it to solve intergalactic wrong-doings.
The TARDIS dematerialised infront of their eyes.
by Davros June 4, 2004
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