Solitard

Solitard is someone who is extremely retarded, idiotic and lacks basic knowledge.

A person: Hi solitard!
Solitard: JOE BIDEN INFLATION!
A person: Ok noob.

Solitard by FartyDarty69 December 5, 2023

solitary indulgence

solitary indulgence refers to a personal pleasure or gratification enjoyed alone, without the involvement or company of others. It is an activity someone engages in privately for their own enjoyment, often involving something one desires even if it might be considered an excess or an unnecessary expense.

In my solitary indulgence, I remember who I am.

solitary indulgence by bairon urrutia November 5, 2025

Single solitary shit 

No fucks given, not even a single fuck

I don't give a single solitary shit about your opinions.

Single solitary shit by jiggysaw17 February 11, 2019

competitive solitaire 

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

competitive solitaire by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Super Solitary 

Solitary Confinement with even more sensory deprivation.

Inmate (currently in Solitary): Yo, what up?
Guard: Shut up, or I'll put you in Solitary!
Inmate: But I'm already in Solitary!
Guard: Then I'll put you in SUPER SOLITARY!
Inmate: NO! Please, not that!

Super Solitary by drivingdudefromnowhere May 1, 2022

Sock Solitaire 

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

Sock Solitaire by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Sock-Puppet Solitaire

The person who has a team of alt accounts that she constantly uses to create pretend support, praise, and agreement "from others" for herself in forums and social media.

Oh, I see that she's back for another round of Sock-Puppet Solitaire again! It's so cringe and humiliating, I can't!

Sock-Puppet Solitaire by EffortlesslyBetter April 23, 2026