Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Back Swimmer

When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.

I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.

by Libbydunn February 14, 2024

Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.

Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."

by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023

Male swimmer

That nigga gay asf

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer”

by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016