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Sweden

A fuck ton of depressed, freezing, musical people with a coffee addiction. Also the country looks like a big ol schlong.
I’m going to Sweden to feel worse. Wanna come?
by holger örn February 2, 2021
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petra:im from sweden
bob: let's get married
by coolerthanyou123. August 7, 2023
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Sweden

Sweden is cool
by Corbify September 29, 2023
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Sweden

Sweden is the worst country to ever have existed. everyone from Sweden look identical, so it is really hard to remember who is who. Every time you go there, you throw up from just hearing the awful language. It also has a lot of terrorist attacks, so that's another big red flag. The country is shit and you should never go there. I hope it crumbles in corruption and over inflation. The Swedish krone should be worth even less then it already does. I hope it gets attacked by the rest of the world and that Norway will regain our lost lands.
"Sweden is so shit!"
"I hope Sweden burns to the ground!"
by kulim December 16, 2021
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Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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A night in Sweden

A night in Sweden is when you and 2 other straight dudes cuddle up to each other in a bed that is too small. DICK TO ASS.
Remember when we had a night in Sweden? That was crazy fr fr.
by BigDickWalrus6969 August 29, 2022
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Sweden

You live in Sweden? You're lying! You're not even Pewdiepie!
by Blosse12 July 16, 2022
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