by littoivan March 17, 2008
 Get the DDR Surfingmug.
Get the DDR Surfingmug. Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006
 Get the whale surfingmug.
Get the whale surfingmug. by XXX February 1, 2005
 Get the surfing the netmug.
Get the surfing the netmug. The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.
by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012
 Get the Calendar surfingmug.
Get the Calendar surfingmug. The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.
by Proudwolf February 14, 2007
 Get the crumb surfingmug.
Get the crumb surfingmug. by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
 Get the Carpet surfingmug.
Get the Carpet surfingmug. by megaroni335 August 28, 2009
 Get the sock surfingmug.
Get the sock surfingmug.