Superbowl

The game in which the two best teams from both divisions compete to crown the championship. An excellent sporting event that people outside of the US feel that they can't like for some strange reason.

American: Hey you wanna watch some of the superbowl?

Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior.

American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it.

Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.

by k_money November 15, 2004

superbound

One bounded for greatness or to due great things

he was superbound at the party to get with that girl or he was superbound for greatness

by Matt777 December 15, 2008

Superbowl Shaft

Being scheduled to work on Superbowl Sunday.

Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!

Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.

by TakJackson January 31, 2010

world's number one supergroup

The best band in life, Led Zeppelin is often called the number one supergroup.

ignoramus: whats led zeppelin?
coolguy: the world's number one supergroup dumbass

by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009

Take the Browns to the Superbowl

To take a sh*t, have a bowel movement, to the toilet.

Sorry I took so long, I had to take the Browns to the Superbowl

by I know a guy November 12, 2009

superbowl

a way to get your girlfriend\wife to watch football.

only they watch it for commercials and a bad half time show.

bring back the bud-bowl

by ihatecooper January 30, 2004

superbowl

Just another excuse to gamble, drink and eat and sit on your ass all day long and actually believe the players on the other side of the television can hear you and your obnoxious testosterone.

Be quiet and pass me the tacos, chilli, chips, a few beers and the squares while I watch the superbowl game.

by Jennifer0911 February 3, 2008