Human Suitcase

As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.

Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!

Eric: What???

by Tiffany&Co March 4, 2011

Suitcase

A person who is a scatterbrain, or a slut.

Dat girl is a suitcase, she is all over the place.

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

Human suitcase

Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport

Look at that man's human suitcase!

by RJMAVS369 March 1, 2011

HUMAN SUITCASE

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.

Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?

by lithuanianminion March 8, 2011

human suitcase

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.

tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.

by iamkayelem March 1, 2011

human suitcase

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011

human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.

instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.

by ckguy518 March 1, 2011